He was always yippin or yappin, and just plain annoying! He didn't even come to the beach the last two days he was here, because he just sat and whined and cried about how this was the worst trip of his life.
This is my vacation too you know. i shouldn't have to put up with it! Yes, grounds keepers need a vacation too!
Wednesday we're celebrating sister's husband's birthday. They're coming over, and we're all eating crabs. I hope they don't bring the little stinker ben with them!
A few hoomans asked why i still have my fur coat in the summer. It's because, our coats regulate themselves to adjust to our climate. If they didn't, we'd overheat in a second. We'd never make it to summer! So when your vet tells you to shave your eskie, think twice about it! We take care of ourselves.
Other hoomans ask, 'why do you take a white fluffy dog to the beach! it'll get all sandy and gross!' Our hair is 'hypoallergenic'. And, because of the texture, by the time i dry off, all the sand and dirt falls right off my coat. You'd never even know i was there!
I jump right in! Then i can relax on the beach for the rest of the afternoon. Enjoying the nice breeze. if i need to jump in again, i just let my hoomans know. And, while i'm on the beach relaxing in the breeze, i barely even pant!